the-absolute-funniest-posts:

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

(via heroofthemachine)

cockwork-orange:

cockwork-orange:

I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you

so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing

whistled again, nothing

then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me

apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call

drama queen

(Source: bloody-nips, via heroofthemachine)

coffee-katie:

Inspector Gadget Latte

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kmartsupercenter:

rhincodon-typus:

satyabear:

Stop being adorable I shouldn’t ship political leaders

I just

How can you not like them

goddamn it

(via technicoloredskies)

(via akorrable)

hermseza:

When a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.

(via akorrable)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via writer-renegade)

writer-renegade:

holytaxaccountant:

lol tnt you’re fucking stupid

• broadcasts “Inglorious Basterds”
• places an ad at the bottom of the screen that covers the movie’s subtitles

I was watching this when this happened!

I keep on thinking tnt means the neopets team

And then i remember tnt is also a tv station.

lizziepchooo18:

gloopday:

The team team

WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THE TEAM TEAM ALONG

(via heroofthemachine)

(Source: ignited-night, via eljizzle)